If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there. I can't find the passage to Heaven. I I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason. Launch! Helll- Uh all right. Extras • Not allowing our kids to watch this show is not enough. South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. My grandpa asked me to kill him and I did it. And now, back to 'Jesus and Pals' on South Park Public Access. Your son is suffering from severe dementia. You Bastard!!! What color is the wind? His appearance is based off of the Grim Reaper of folklore. Hey Phillip, would you like to eat some beans. Ok. You just have to do one thing for me. Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry for all the times he made fun of you being a no-good stinking Jew. D&D Beyond Eric Cartman • What has America's youth come to? We'll do the rest. This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought on by some tragic event in the child's past. I can't take it anymore, this music is terrible, it's, it's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing at the same time. Ohh, is that a fact? Death is a minor antagonist from South Park, first appearing in the episode,Death. Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life! Oh, oh, okay, thanks for the advice, Jesus. I don't know. (You know what I think? "South Park" Death (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Well you'd better stop having nightmares or else you're gonna be grounded! From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him. But I saw him! Boys, how did you get driven so far to the edge? My grandpa keeps asking that I kill him all the time, and sometimes I wonder if I should. Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear grandpa... Death (character) • Come back here you pompousy son of a pansy! So... so it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then? Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for. Dude, this is sweet, not having parents around. I'm not going to Heck, Butters! Stay calm in there. Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you. They killed Kenny. "Dances with Smurfs" is the thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. "Death" is the sixth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. Heh, heh, heh, he farted right on his head, heh heh. Are you ready Billy? Uh oh, don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. Don't let him touch you! Well, there's this ghost, see? Let's see. They can be viewed from this page. Okay grandpa, all you have to do is sit there. Stan: First thing we've gotta do to get the bike parade cancelled is raise awareness. I've got the green apple splatters. I realized that the reason you won't kill me... ...is because you don't understand how I feel, Billy, but now I found a way to show you what it feels like to be a grandpa. I think it's best that we take him to the mental center and do some tests. He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone, we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle. South Park Studios released official scripts for South Park from Season One to episode eight of Season Five. Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did. The boys join him in watching until the announcement of its cancellation. We want more quality television, like Full House. I took a crap in the principal's purse... seven times. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters. No, I mean, what the hell are you doing to grandpa?! Cartman: Yeah. Well, then you should. What is it Stanley-hon, did you break something? I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest, and ten thousand dollars cash. It's time for 'Plan B'. New York, here we come! Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! Whoa! Anwar Salahuddin Arsen Azizyan Beeb burpfish104 Buurin (Keith Hui) The G Man Mrkjobroni PepsiLover78 Snistrx83 Brett N. I'm planning a trip to Africa. Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies? Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call all our moms last night? He does this shit all the time! Mom! "Make It Right" • It's about time you lazy-ass son of a whore. This was the inspiration behind a scene in which Death inexplicably rides a tricycle while chasing the South Park … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The violent men are demanding a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars cash. Trey Parker long wanted to feature a Grim Reaper-like death character in the series because since his childhood, Parker enjoyed drawing cartoon images of death riding on a tricycle. For all the things I've done wrong. Yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace. That's right. Oh jeez. Hey Phillip, it looks like those beans might make me fart. She did it on her own. [South Park Avenue] Death turns and touches Kenny, killing him. As I was saying, you all seem to enjoy this show, even though it isn't based in reality. Yeah, like assisted suicide. Death himself arrives to kill Kenny, and presents a warning to Grandpa Marvin against forcing others to help him commit suicide. Heh, heh, heh, heh. Butters, I just want to talk to you! We are spreading the word to this establishment that we demand better television, for our children! Make, make it right! There's plenty of real things to be scared of. Grandpa: That's not fair, God damn it! Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there Kenny! Jus, just some lightning and thunder. Stan, you said your mom was bringing Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner! It feels so good to be making up Can I eat my cake in the living room mom? Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Young man, you are not to watch that show anymore! My parents don't get home until late. We didn't know what we were doing. I'm gonna take a little time and set things right. Can I ignore him with you? There's much more to life than two young men farting on each other. I see ghosts all the time. She informed me that some of you might be watching a, a naughty show called. We need to boycott the entire network! I'm not touching that with a sixty foot pole. Well I didn't have her do it. I never realized ignoring him was an option. Oh no Phillip, looks like you're about to fart. I'm telling you, it's okay. We will march to the network and protest until our demands are met. Scripts will often go through multiple title changes during our crazy 6-day production process. Well, let me tell you something, Porky. I thought you just came from the bathroom. I found the woman you need to talk to for me. Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross. Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides. Grandpa: Hey, you were supposed to kill me Death: Mrrr. Lu lu lu, you've got some too-. Ok, here we go. Dammit Billy, do you want a dollar or don't ya? This is your problem, Butters! You see, Butters, when the brain wants to cover something up, it makes up images and sounds for you to hear. We'll do some more testing tomorrow. No, I think you'd better call a doctor. Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace. Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy® Award-winning animated classic. You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars or these people start dyin', man! " Pinkeye/Script " The official script for " Death " was released by South Park Studios. What changed you into such demonic little bastards? Ready? Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail and are holding twelve people hostage at the Red Cross! It's immature toilet humor! Yeah Eric, we're gonna stop ignoring you now. Hehh, it doesn't look like our protest is working. Yeah, there's this guy named Jack Leborkian that goes around and murders people that ask him to, and he doesn't get in any trouble at all. Hell, my wife and child are in there! If we all help out, we can do it super-fast. I don't want to touch that with a forty foot pole. Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him or call a doctor. Yeah, I hope they protest TV shows forever. That's for your stupid mother! Uhh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and then made into chili which I fed to the kid. What about that? We were just sitting there, watching Terrance & Phillip and... Terrance & Phillip, aha! Billy, would you mind holding this for grandpa please? Why won't anybody talk about this. I mean, we rip on him all the time! Nuh-nothing to be scared of. Just kill 'im dude, maybe he'll give you some money. People with eyesight and seizure problems please dont watch ! You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken. So now you feel better? After Death touches Kenny, his touch kills him, Grandpa appears on … Divorced from its jolly cartoon visuals, “Tenorman” becomes even more threatening in script form, a dark rumination on vengeance and cruelty. Script • It'll stay the same because they'll just get offended although their kids are not delighted with the television series they put on for their kids.). Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination! Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew! Script • Well, yeah, but what if the grandpa wants to die, cause he's really old, and he's just asking for help? Butters, these things happen all the time. We, we could start breathing gas fumes. Only it probably, Well, many times, the reason that the soul stays Earth-bound is because God is intending to. In fact, I think that's illegal. Given some past celebrity-skewering "South Park" episodes, opening the back half of this season with a look at all the famous people who died over the summer seemed appropriate. Poor Kenny has always seemed to be the whipping boy of showrunners Matt Stone and Trey Parker - at least in the show's early seasons. Stream free-to-watch Full Episodes featuring Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in South Park, create your own South Park Character with the Avatar Creator, … Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of. Hey Terrance, now that you've farted, I think I might fart too. According to South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "Scott Tenorman Must Die" represented significant shifts both in the writing of the show, and the characterization of Cartman. That's not fair, Goddammit! We interrupt this program to bring you loud static. She said that this show is naughty, and might make you a potty mouth. Okay, that takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty. I'm gonna make, make it right. Please, can I? I'll ground him. Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now! Death is here, and and he's trying to take us all away with him! Besides their educational value, these South Park scripts could prove useful to superfans who want to stage their own versions of “Scott Tenorman Must Die” in their own living rooms and back yards. Well, I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough. Oh my God, this is it, Butters. You must wait to die of natural causes. I would never kill somebody... not unless the piss me off. Why does this happen every month? Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts. In the episode, Grandpa Marvin tries to convince Stan to kill him, while the parents of South Park protest the foul-mouthed cartoon Terrance and Phillip. You can kill me can't ya? Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. Why do we even hang out with him, anyway? Follow everyone's favorite troublemakers—Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny--from the very beginning of their unforgettable adventures. Over there hon. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. You can also see that this episode was written with the idea of being a Halloween-themed show. Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? Lu lu lu, I've got some apples. So, is it okay to assist somebody with suicide, Mr. Garrison? Cartoon Central • On the 1st Draft of the script, this episode was originally called "Posers From Beyond". My bottom is really sore. Make, make it right! Red Cross Blood Bank • Uhhhhh [lines a shotgun up to his face, but it leaves a big hole in the picture behind him when he shoots] Ah, dammit! Well it's not like we're nice to him. Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven? You were trying to kill grandpa! It’s been around for that long. Oh thanks. Natural causes Billy, natural causes... Well, we did it son, we fought a battle for your well being, and won. Kyle South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. You die if he touches you! Episodes are in order according to their original air date. Come on, Butters. And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth. He was voiced by the series' co-creator Trey Parker who also voices other characters in the series, including Eric Cartmanand some of the celebrities as well as Kim Jong-ilinTeam America: World Police. You can't kill my grandpa Stan, he's already passed on. I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides. You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you. Okay grandpa, okay, just get out of the way of the TV. Now I understand. Except the super-AIDS. Hours have passed, and still the die hard South Park parents are killing themselves in front of the 'Toon Central building, one by one. That's a bunch of crap! You're so obsessed with ending your life, you're not thinking about what you're doing to his. I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. Dammit! I don't know, but you're the only one who can. They can't hurt me, Butters. The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. Eric, ye-you're just an image in my head brought on by a traumatic event. All right, folks. You see children, these kind of shows are senseless, vile trash. This is what I'm here to stop. Butters, I think that, through this whole thing, we've really become friends. She made me miss. God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive him! South Park Institute for Mental Health, Images • Well then, have one of your little friends do it. Talk to you tomorrow. You can't believe it?? We're making a lot of headway. Kyle: Oh my God! KFC • Butters Stotch • Stay back?! I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first. Well, we did it, Butters. Yeah, well you're the stupid ho that started it. Script excerpt from a classic Jimmy scene. Get a hold of yourself! Now apparently, that's supposed to be funny. That's it, Butters! I want my eternal bliss! "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" is the ninth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. The network is not taking us seriously. In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in, and we are prepared to do the same. Hi grandpa, I brought my friends over to watch TV, if that's okay. Why do you look all haggard? I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Sharon and Randy Marsh Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Stephen and Linda Stotch Richard and Mrs. Jesus, is, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to, because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like, assisted suicide, is that okay? The 194th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 11, 2009. I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. Contributing proofreaders. Four third graders from South Park, Colorado, were found trying to viciously murder an innocent grandfather. It’s been more than 14 years since South Park first aired on Comedy Central. Keep the thermostat under 70, and take care of your grandfather. I'm already dead. I'm going to. [Stan looks at him] How would you like to make a dollar Billy? I was wrong to put you in that position Billy, just like you're wrong to put Little Billy in it now. I'm gonna miss you. So help me GOD Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this! Like Kyle? Hey, I think she could see you too. There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real. Now get away from here, and take your diarrhea with you! Uh, yeah, uh, I have this cousin who, who cheated on the SAT's and-. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it. Hurry up Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart. And what's wrong with you? Well, well, you know, the preacher says that before your soul can be at peace, sometimes, you have to atone for something bad you did. Tweak Liane Cartman Herbert Garrison Mr. Slave Principal Victoria Mr. Mackey Jerome "Chef" McElroy Museum of Tolerance Tour Guide Janitor Smoker Lemmiwinks Frog King Sparrow Prince Catatafish Devitzen's Tolerance Camp Warden and soldiers … Extras • It's eight o'clock, my favorite TV show is on. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. Maybe you should ask the Lord for guidance. You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV, and more time worrying about what's going in in their kid's lives, this world would be a much better place. Oh, I think you gave me the stomach flu, Mr. Garrison. Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … Well I don't know, Terrance, let me check. Therefore, today we will be officially taking Terrance & Phillip off the network and replacing it with reruns of She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Sommers. Wanted from me all along. This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me, but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something. He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes. It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him. You really. Now look: I thnk the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one. Hey Phillip, you know what my space suit smells like? These boys minds have been tainted by the garbage on television that they see, and we are fed up! Give me thirty seconds in there, and then you go in and free the hostages. Toon Central is now under incredible pressure to cancel the show, and has already lost over 20% of their sponsors. Dude, Stan, yuh you know why Jews have glassy eyes? That's right. I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. We're gonna need poster boards, markers, and lots of glitter and glue. I can say my final goodbyes to them through you. "Margaritaville" is the third episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. "Britney's New Look", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's twelfth season, were released on a three-disc DVD set and two-disc Blu-ray set in the United States on March 10, 2009. Kids: Ahhh! No, I don't think that's okay Stan. Billy, help grandpa stick this fork in the outlet. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Warsog, I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network. We saved the day. We don't want anybody getting hurt. We can go watch Terrance & Phillip in the kitchen. Ohho, Carol, where are the Porto-Potties? Make, make it right. Not faking it, I'm making it right. Good. I'm the one who died! Let nature run its course, or else end up in limbo. Yeah, just cause your mom is a stupid bitch doesn't mean the whole world has to suffer. So it is that show that is to blame. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. Add a photo to this gallery Official Scripts. Although originally just an annoying, spoiled child, Cartman got somewhat meaner over the course of the show's previous episodes. There's a new one. All right, Butters, you leave me no choice. My name's not Billy, grandpa. Stanley, honey, you need to leave mommy alone, I'm doing something very, very important for your little well-being there. A certain student's mother called me last night. Yeah, I’m not kidding. First caller, you're on 'Jesus and Pals'. "Gonna Fly", Images • I asked you to kill me Billy, but I was wrong. We're not watching Terrance & Phillip, I swear. Don't worry, Butters, I'm gonna get you out of here. How stupid are you?! I'm going to join your parents in requesting that you don't watch. Let's let Butters get some rest. This includes 97 times in the actual television series, 12 in the random assortment of SP shorts, … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He he got caught, he got caught up in the rat race of, of taking things for granted. Gonna make it right, girl, I've got to have your lovin' tonight! A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs. Eric dear? Children! I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. Uuh uh uh, not so fast. Of course. We got Terrance & Phillip taken off the air. We have to stop this smut from going on the air. An incredible development here, Tom. You dumbass Cartman, it has to look natural, or else we'll all get busted. Stan Marsh • Like super-AIDS. Children! My spirit is at rest now. Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know... Heck. Tom, an incredible story of courage. A tragic event is unfolding in South Park. Cash for Gold Song from south parkFollow for a new Song from Episode 8 Season 17 !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY&feature=youtu.be Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate. Yeah, hey, do you think we'll get in trouble for watching it? Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years. God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive me! Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch. Watch Episode. I'm dead and for some reason you can see me! It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. I have a clip to demonstrate exactly what I mean. Whoa, Mayor, you, uh, making gravy in there? That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters. All right, I'll help you! We had it wrong all the time! It's time for me to leave. You are the one behind all these shenanigans. It seems like, right around the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something and I always end up getting screwed by it! The boys walk through the commercial district. Don't be sad, Butters. All along, I'm gonna make, make it right. Wait, wait, I'm getting word that the president of the network is going to make a statement! Come on Cartman, he's just trying to get to you. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars cash. I'm telling mom! That's it, now you know what it feels like to be grandpa. In South Park, while chasing the boys, Death stops at the window of a TV store and watches an episode of Terrance and Philip. Watch Episode. We will not let these corporate half-wits ruin our children's minds. Hey Stan, now that Terrance & Phillip has been taken off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment? Ooh, who wants ice cream with their cake? I, I mean, Cartman was watching it. Yes, yes caller, you need to turn your TV down, that's why you're getting that weird feedback. Basically, if you let the decision of what you watch stop at the parents' control, then what can you see? https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Death_of_Eric_Cartman/Script?oldid=429197. That showsh for babiesh, it'sh show shtupid. I-I'm seeing dead people! Kids won't even kill their own grandparents. Bye grandpa, it was nice knowing you. Death: Mrrrrr! Downtown South Park, day. Doctor Lindsay • Uhh, oh Terrance? The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. Ladies and gentlemen, your nazi-esque tactics of trying to stink us out with your rancid feces ... has worked. What's the big deal? God Speed. You Bastard!!! This psychic boy and his ghost pal are going to save the day! Butters! How would you like to make a dollar Billy? All right, ma'am. Nobody seems to know who the boys are or where they went off to, but they are heroes. Did you know that over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year? Because he's a fat racist self-centered intolerant manipulating sociopath! Well, after fourteen hours of testing, I can say Butters is definitely suffering from aggravated repressed memory syndrome. Now, you're about to see what it's like to be as old as me. Two little boys, armed only with the weapon of confusion, managed to go in and save the Red Cross. Yes you do, you little pecker! Uh, Stan, I'm not touching that one with a twenty-foot pole. You see, you should be spending your time enlightening your minds with more intelligent entertainment. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Eh, grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you. All those in favor... Ohh, I think I've caught a touch of the flu from little Kenny this morning. I'm like the kid in that movie! I think that a person has a right to die if they wanna. Yeah, I think that parents only get so offended by television because the rely on it as a babysitter, and the sole educator of their kids. It is located here! Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know. What, you need to drop some friends off at the pool? Come on guys. Many of the businesses that they pass by have a "Closed" or "Out of Business" sign. I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring. That's everyone, I guess. Don't worry dude, we can all go watch it at my house. Stan: Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. Pop Culture References Shout Outs. 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